this night is sparkling

ahugfromjuliancasablancas:

here’s another text post telling you hOW MUCHI LVOE THE STROKES 

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i-wasting-my-time:

arielql:

1+1= 2 <3

Bacon + eggs = <3Disco Stu + disco = <3 
  • Friend:Omg, your parents are so nice!
  • You:It's because you're here.


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socksanddocs:

never
berkaysakin:

easy to explain
ashbyvitis:

i’m going to hell for laughing this much
  • how my mother works
  • me:mom i got all A's
  • mom:
  • me:mom i cleaned the whole house
  • mom:
  • me:mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
  • mom:
  • mom:is this your cup on the table?
  • me:yes
  • mom:you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight


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plottwist:

what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things 

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